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Once upon a time there was a fish. This fish was red with a blue tail. His name was Malcom. The other fish made fun of him because of his blue tail. They would call him names like ugly, stupid and sweetie. They called him sweetie cuz he was a male and they were supposed to have red tails, while the females had blue tails. He would come home everyday from school beat up and crying because of the torment the other fish put him through. To make matters worse his faher would get drunk on freshwater and would hit Malcom's mother with his pelvic fins. He would also call her a "tuna" which is the human eqivalant to a "slut". Malcom couldn't find any help cuz no one liked him. He decided to run away and go to a shelter for abused fish. After swimming for what seemed like days he arrived at the The Abused Fish of the Pacific Shelter. To his surprise when he walked in the owner said "We don't take your kind." "What do you mean?" Malcom responded almost in tears. He thought to himself "Do they hate me to?" "I mean transexual fish like you! We don't want you freaks here so leave before we bust your swimbladder" The owner responded in a deep angry voice. So with that Malcom began his long journy home. "Maybe the world would be a better place with me gone", he thought aloud. "Maybe it would, maybe it woudn't", said a high pitched voice. "Who are you?" Malcom replyd. "You can call me a friend.", the voice responded, at that moment a net swooped down and took Malcom's friend. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Was all that came out of Malcom's mouth. For the first time he had a friend, but his friend was taken away. That was the moment he decided to stand up for himself. When he got home his father gave him the beating of a life time. It lasted for 30 minutes, he was beat with out mercy then he beat his mother. The next morning Malcom left his house to go to school and when he got there he saw fifty ot so classmates. One called him "sweetie" and he yelled "Shut up". After that thy all attacked him, the beat him without hesitation and showed no mercy, even the teachers joined in. After a while his swimbladder busted and he screamed "STOP PLEASE" But it fell on deaf ears. When the stopped Malcom was dead and just laying there lifeless. "What have we done?" a voice from the crowd said. "Who cares he got what he deserved and now we don't have to put up with him" a student replied. After that they all laughed and left. SUCKED TO BE MALCOM!
a story about a transexual fish that I wrote in a saturday detention. People who know me know that I don't tolerate abuse of women. This is meant to be a joke. A joke that earned me and Zach a 100% in Wildlife Biology
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chains-of-grey Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2006
heh heh. it is pretty funny! :giggle: poor malcolm, tho.

"Leave before we bust your swimbladder!" :XD:

<3 Chains
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Loser-Stock Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2004   Photographer
awww poor Malcom....but it is a fish eat fish world out there and you told the story straight...go you! hehe...TTFN :penguin:
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DarkAngelKyle Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2004
Thanx yeah I'm pretty blunt so it came out blunt
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dRuNkEnSwAn13 Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2004  Hobbyist General Artist
thats sad... ur a butthead.. but i still love u anyway
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rotang Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2004
aw...that made me sad.
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but the beginning was halarious.
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DarkAngelKyle Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2004
thanx for the comment
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imogin Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2004
i like it
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DarkAngelKyle Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2004
Thanx
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BreatheYouIn448 Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2004
Oh I don't like that it made me sad...........*takes Malcom home and gives him his own fishey tank and supplies him with nice fishey friends*
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DarkAngelKyle Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2004
How did it make you sad
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BreatheYouIn448 Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2004
I feel so bad for him *cries*
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